Last comic standing is on TV as I type,
It’s the semi-finals or so they say,
So who will be the last one standing next week?
It won’t be the one you think!
It should be me, I’d make you laugh,
I’d tell you how I came in second place, in a giggle-off contest,
Or maybe tell you a story about a fight,
It would be funny, that I can’t deny!
Real-life humor is more about the funny truths,
But made up jokes at times can leave you mute!
That sound of laughter cannot be bought,
Either you’ve got it or not!
So sit back and I’ll tell you a tale,
It’s not about being lost at sea,
Or a Wilson ball,
It’s a tale of who will be left standing!
The judges have their favorite picks,
At times I think they like the wrong one,
But it’s not for us to say,
Until we get to vote, then it’s our way!