Jewish Mothers

Why do Jewish Mothers like Wonton soup?
Because Wonton spelled backwards is “Not now”!

Now that I have your attention, I have another question for you!

What is a Jewish mother’s idea of sexual compatibility?
Simultaneous headaches!

Can you handle one more question, here goes!

Why was Moses‘ Jewish Mother so happy?
She not only had fun in bed, but she made a prophet!

Have a good hump day!


About Judy Hansen

I have lived in many cities in the US and even lived in Calgary,Alberta Canada. But I always seem to end up where my life began in Toledo, Ohio. I am a wife, a mother, a grandmother, sister, aunt, and I'll be your best friend!
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