Free, Zip, Zilch, Nada, None, Nil, Zero? But when is free not free? How about when you have to(BOGOF) buy one, get one free? Just give me the free one please! Would it be more truthful to say “two for the price of one“? There was a show about nothing, there is a town called Nothing, nothing else matters! So what is the point of all this? Zip, zero, zilch, nada, nil, Nothing!