Forbid Reality TV Star Procreation

To:  Anthony Weiner,

We the undersigned reality TV viewers request that a bill be introduced
forbidding the procreation of TV reality stars. As viewers of “Big Brother,”
The Jersey Shore,” “Celebrity Rehab,” any show with the names “Hilton,” or
Kardashian” we can attest that these people are at best feeble-minded and not
capable of making adult decisions. The threat of these people reproducing is
real and frightening. We have seen people like Paris Hilton prove
time-and-time-again that she has no moral compass. We have seen the delusional
thinking of Big Brother houseguest Brendon Villegas that allows him to chastise
his dim fiancée for making him look unprofessional, after he transmitted images
of his penis across the internet to another woman. These people must not
multiply! Please support our efforts to make unprotected intercourse with a
reality TV star illegal.

Sincerely,

This was created by and  written by Uncle Morty

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About Judy Hansen

I have lived in many cities in the US and even lived in Calgary,Alberta Canada. But I always seem to end up where my life began in Toledo, Ohio. I am a wife, a mother, a grandmother, sister, aunt, and I'll be your best friend!
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