William Hung move over, Larry Platt is the new man on the block! You go Larry, I’m gonna buy that hit record! So many times I’ve wanted to tell those guys to pull up your pants. Or go over and pull them down so they’ll trip and fall on their faces! Also, because of your song, I think I’ll buy stock in a belt making company. Sales of belts are going to skyrocket.
I think I’ll write a song about Driving From the Back Seat. Whenever I see guys with the seat reclined so far back it’s scary, I stay away from them!