In Honor of Stupid People .. . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods..
On a bag of Fritos —You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On Boot’s hildren Cough Medicine —“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)